From Goreme we took the bus a few kilometers to Uchisar, a veritable castle of caves that was eventually abandoned because the number of people digging their caves inside the peak made the entire thing unstable. Fortunately the bad parts have fallen down by now and things have settled down.
This blog serves as my final wishes -- I want to be buried at the top of Uchisar:
The trail from Uchisar back to Goreme leads through Pigeon Valley. It's called Pigeon Valley because the monks who lived in the caves along the valley raised pigeons for guano. They also left literal pigeon-holes in the tombs for pigeons to enter and exit as a symbol of the soul being free of the tomb. I had heard it was an easy hike back, but Sierra poo-pooed my abilities to lead us...
30 minutes later, a shepherd found me perched on the edge of this cliff, attempting to slide down. He led us back the correct way for a fee. Immediately after that treacherous spot, the trail became well-marked and easy, and another couple at the hostel said the exact same thing happened to them. I suspect this shepherd makes a good living by removing the trail markers and waiting for hikers to get into trouble. Still, Sierra seemed to think it was my fault for some reason.